Saturday, November 28, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NOV BABIES

×× 13th - Yainka Yee Ping ××
×× 14th - Xin Qi ××
×× 15th - Yee Yao ××
×× 17th - Ian ××
×× 26th - Dear Ngee ××
×× 27th - Daddy ××

Happy birthday 2 u,
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Happy birthday 2 u,
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Happy birthday, Happy birthday,
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Happy birthday 2 u~~~


P/S: Wish you guys ALL THE BEST and wishes come true...

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

婚姻幽默 Marriage Humor

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻:你在作什麼啊?
Husband : Nothing.
夫:沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻:要吃晚餐嗎?
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫:當然!我可以選擇嗎?
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻:要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。_____________________________________________________________
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'
他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默感。

P/S: Recently alot ppl very stress... I wish this joke can make u all feel better... Everything will be fined, don't be too stress~ Gambateh!!!

如果一個男人真的愛你

如果一個男人真的愛你,他的手機會為你24小時開機,在你最需要他的時候可以隨時找到他,因為他愛你,所以會時時擔心你

如果一個男人愛你,他會很自豪的告訴他的朋友與家人你是他最愛的女人,當然並不是時時挂在嘴上,而是用一種行動去告訴別人,你是他最愛的女人!因為有了你他覺得很驕傲,無論你是不是真的很優秀

如果一個男人真的愛你,他會把除了工作之外的很多時間都給你,當然會偶爾和朋友去聚會,因為他想時時刻刻都看見你

如果一個男人真的愛你,他會毫不吝嗇的給你物質上的付出(我並不是說所有的女孩子都應該物質化,這種付出是他心甘情願的)因為他覺得他所有辛苦的努力就是為了讓你過上很幸福的生活,他愛你,不想讓你過的那麼艱苦

如果一個男人真的愛你,他絕對不會罵你,在你很任性的時候任你發泄,當你任性過去的時候,會很委屈的說:“老婆,我又作錯什麼了?你可以告訴我,我一定改,千萬不要生氣,那樣會把身體氣坏的”

如果一個男人真的愛你,你會發現你和他在一起后,不經意間發現你總有很多穿不完的衣服,而此時你會發現他的褲子上有個小洞洞,他會很解嘲的說:“現在不是流行乞丐服嗎?再說男人要有內涵,穿那麼好干什麼?”呵呵,因為他總是看見漂亮的東西就買給你

如果一個男人真的愛你,他就不在乎陪你逛街會浪費他多少出去自由的機會,因為他甘願失去那種所謂的自由

如果一個男人真的愛你,無論你們在一起多久,都會陪你一起爬山,看海,看星星,看日落,因為他知道你渴望這樣的浪漫

如果一個男人真的愛你,他絕對不會嚷嚷著叫你去減肥,但是這個時候你自己一定要去健康減肥,因為苗條的女人确實可以叫人賞心悅目。因為你的健康是他最關心的

如果一個男人真的愛你,他不會留戀與網絡與別的小妹眉甜言蜜語,因為對你他都有說不完的愛,哪有那心思和別人廢話

如果一個男人真的愛你,他不會還和前女友很密切聯系,雖說分手了還是朋友,在她困難的時候可以去幫助她,但是不會超過朋友的底線

如果一個男人真的愛你,他在每天很辛苦的工作回到家的時候,會抱著你說“老婆,我回來了”他愛你,他絕對不會把不快樂帶給你

如果一個男人真的愛你,他會在清晨上班的時候,親吻你的眼睛,滿足的說:寶貝,我上班去了!”

如果一個男人真的愛你,他絕對不會忍心背叛你,無論出于什麼樣的動機。。因為在他眼里,你是最美的...即便你不是

如果一個男人真的愛你,他會在你故意說要離開的時候,撒嬌的不和你分開,而在你真的想離開的時候,就會放你走,即便他真的不願意放手。因為他愛你,只希望你幸福

如果一個男人真的愛你,那麼你會比他的事業更重要,他絕對不會已事業為借口推脫你

如果一個男人真的愛你,他不會陪這所謂的客戶去做所謂的應酬,(很多男人把找小姐說是談生意需要)他寧可不要這個業務,世界上又不是只有這個業務

如果一個男人真的愛你,他絕對不會一次次把你推向那冰冷的手朮台,更不會讓你一個人孤孤單單的去走向那冰冷的世界,他會鄭重的說:“把我們的寶貝生下來吧!”

如果一個男人真的愛你,他會象愛他家人那樣愛你的家人,也會尊重你的親人和朋友

如果一個男人真的愛你.....那麼,請你珍惜好他,好好愛他,為他改掉所有的小姐脾氣,好好的心疼他,理解他,鼓勵他,支持他!

希望並祝福所有勇敢追求愛的女人幸福

愛是相互的,也請女孩子好好愛你身邊值得你去愛的男孩子

Monday, November 02, 2009

Hong Pan Hong's Birthday

1st of Nov? Hong Pan Hong?
Yeah, there are my cheras gang: Chong Wai Hong, Chong Wai Pan and Ho Keng Hong...
Last Saturday, we went to Steak House at Taman Saga.
After that, we proceeded to Keng Hong's house for their celebration until 12am++ only back.
Erm... Just wish 3 of you with good results, good health and good relationship lor...
That's the important things for us to stay alive right?




Here the photos we took during the celebration~

Keng Hong's Birthday Cake... Black Forest~
(I didn't eat this 1 but they said it's nice wor.)
Blueberry Cake for Wai Hong and Wai Pan~ YUMMY...
3 Birthday Boys Camwhoring~
Keng Hong (Who at behind there ka-ka-cau-cau?)
Wai Hong and Wai Pan (They looked CUTE. LOL XD)
Family Photo
(Back: Me, Chan Kean Seng, Hui Ling, Lik Xian, Mun Hoong, Jin Cheng)
(Mid: Lee May, Yi Ting, Yong Kang, Wai Hong, Keng Hong, Wai Pan, Koo Kean Seng)
(Front: Wei Hong, Hui Ching, Jervey, Kah Wai, Mun Kent, cCc, Mun Siong, Yee Yao, Wai Hong)